Major Crimes?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Clay
knew a vampire police a few years back, name of Sydnor, tried to suck Clay Davis dry of all of his money. He should've known I'll take any motherfucker's money if he givin' it away. Money laundering?

140 creditors?
Twitter allows 140 characters. Coincidence?

Bastich, that comment left Clay in the stitches.

Dead bunnies?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Blackest Night?
Sheeeeeeeiiiiitttt.

Dead chihuahuas?
Shhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Recast Futurama?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.