I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

I have misplaced my pants.

I have misplaced my pants.

- We run the grease racket in this town.
- Hey, that's my shovel!
- We run the shovel racket too.

- We run the grease racket in this town.
- Hey, that's my shovel!
- We run the shovel racket too.

I bent my wookie.

I bent my wookie.

They'll never know the joy of a monkey knife fight.

They'll never know the joy of a monkey knife fight.

"Eardrum-soiling"?!

"Eardrum-soiling"?!

If I remember correctly, she called Shakespeare her "guilty pleasure", which is pretty hilarious.

If I remember correctly, she called Shakespeare her "guilty pleasure", which is pretty hilarious.

I liked when Lynch and McGuirk went on vacation to Mexico together.

I liked when Lynch and McGuirk went on vacation to Mexico together.

Bigger, Jason, bigger. No, bigger, bigger!

There was also an adaptation of it in the Nightmares & Dreamscapes anthology series. I think it starred William Hurt.

There was also an adaptation of it in the Nightmares & Dreamscapes anthology series. I think it starred William Hurt.

I completely disagree about Palin not being "believably nervous"; he's so funny in the smuggler sketch. I guess you could argue that he's not "believable", but hilarity trumps believability here, I think. There's nobody who can do that frantic self-correction that he does better: "One watch! No! Four watches! No! No…