I read this in Kent Brockman's voice. Good job.

This dude rules. People who don't like him are stupid.

I thought you were talking about Carson Daley during his post-Late Night show days. My bad.

Good good good good good!

MURDER HOUSE HAD DYLAN MCDERMOTT CRYWANKING!

Yeah, and as someone who works at a rape crisis center, many men don't think what happened to them was rape if it was at the hands of a woman. Not that I'm looking to place a "victim"/"survivor" label on anyone, but I see your point.

She gives Thomas a drink, he goes to bed, she sneaks into his room.

Um rape is rape whether it's in 2014 or 1922.

I think we saw two rapes tonight, given what happened to Thomas at the end. Though I'm sure it won't be depicted as such.

Eh, the Boyd thing I can let slide because he's in a very fragile state of mind dealing with Ava's predicament, and not getting your dope will drive anyone crazy! Talk about inconvenience…

*dons fedora*

*dons fedora*

huh?

Shorter review:

SECOND?

I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic prong or something?

Pfft. Yeah. "Groovy."

Wait, RiFF RAFF votes? for who?

WE WANT CHILLY WILLY

It's more like Kodak film. No wait! It's more like Jell-O pudding. No wait! It's like the New Coke. it'll be around forever!