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a dildo shaped like louie ande
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"Richard Drench," according to my television's closed captioning

"…stop wasting their… …damn goo…  …forces…  …in the body of a fifteen-year-old girl"

one of the nice things about The Zombie Diaries is that the found footage comes from multiple sources.  you don't have to worry about one camera telling the whole story.

one of the nice things about The Zombie Diaries is that the found footage comes from multiple sources.  you don't have to worry about one camera telling the whole story.

or Jerry Lee Lewis?

or Jerry Lee Lewis?

in a way, i'm glad they took the break between episodes 70 and 71.  the "on the run from Hostess" storyline is good for material, and it seems to have given them a clean slate to start up new in-jokes.  the break did make me wonder if maybe they had quit.

in a way, i'm glad they took the break between episodes 70 and 71.  the "on the run from Hostess" storyline is good for material, and it seems to have given them a clean slate to start up new in-jokes.  the break did make me wonder if maybe they had quit.

literally?  that's some next-level bonezone

literally?  that's some next-level bonezone

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks.  as a loyal viewer (i know i'm not a viewer), i'd be remiss in not making at least a symbolic cry of protest over their lack of extensive praise.

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks.  as a loyal viewer (i know i'm not a viewer), i'd be remiss in not making at least a symbolic cry of protest over their lack of extensive praise.

Okay, Cole. Well, it's been nice doing business with you. Now you probably want to go home and kick back and enjoy a nice tall cold glass of chihuahua piss or something.

Okay, Cole. Well, it's been nice doing business with you. Now you probably want to go home and kick back and enjoy a nice tall cold glass of chihuahua piss or something.

that's right - "played."

that's right - "played."

(3) whew! it's hot in there!

(3) whew! it's hot in there!