So I guess it's true
High School math really does come in handy out in the real world.

Are these visions into the past due to a mutant ability brought on by eating said sandwich, or were you born with your powers?

Battlecar you have shamed me by not only following through where I only made a flippant remark, but doing a masterful job of it as well.

Yeah, but it was Staten Island so I'm surprised she noticed the difference. I believe taking the ferry ride down is actually known as being "plunged into smelly darkness."

I don't get it
I'll never understand Welsh porn.

Why can't the English teach their children how to text?

I shout my messages at passing cars. It's just like playing telephone.

Also, the steering wheel was on the wrong side of the car. No wonder they crashed.

How about a scary version of yakety yak?

Don't forget the posthumous Imagen Award for Peggy Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I would eat that. Life is too short to not try this once. Perhaps they'll do another free meal giveaway. Those seem to work well.

"Why would I sit in a chair and watch something I could be doing myself with more creative control?"

Come on people
We've yet to even scratch the surface of awful pun possibilities. Statler and Waldorf would really come in handy right about now.

Well I have often wondered if hand models were humans or animals.

This list
almost makes up for Mr.Skin denudeifying their free tour. Almost.

Wait, you mean Ben Mankiewicz is more than just the poor man's Robert Osborne?

The kids of today might be learning far more advanced computer skills than we did, but who do you think they're going to come running to the next time they need to get their covered wagon all the way to Oregon, or apprehend a globe-trotting, clue-dropping super criminal?

Perhaps the Canadians intervened
and got them coupons to Bennigan's and free bubblegum for every cast member.

I don't really think it's comparable. I could see that kind of a situation occurring if it were only one actor, but not with the whole cast being replaced against their will. Voice acting has evolved to the point where it's very interconnected and the major players all work with each other a regular basis. I just…

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