You dare to compare Keaton to Kilmer? Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this.

"How dare you insult that big-chinned everyman and his various African-American band leaders!"

In Defense of the MPAA ratings system
Before viewing the MPAA ratings system too harshly, I think we should remember that the reason it was invented in the first place was to replace the Hays Code. Even though the current ratings system might lead studios to cut some quality scenes in order to get a certain rating…

The real question on everyone's mind
Who's going to star in the remake of the Pizza Hut commercial before the movie?

In his defense, it's not easy executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.

Go check out the east warehouse over at Lairdman Island. You'll get your answers there.

*kicks

*kicks

Hopefully someone who actually knows the difference between Leonardo and Raphael.

"It's a two for one sale, pal."

Well, he did get it back, though it did require him to redecorate the lair with a TV News reporter.

I think we can all agree the sad shortage of vacuum wielding characters in modern arcade games is a serious flaw that needs to be addressed. The most obvious solution seems to be the long awaited TMNT-Simpsons-X-Men crossover fighting game.

I have to agree about Judith Hoag. Her absence from the two sequels is one of their more noticeable flaws. Her performance will be hard to match.

What the hell?
This sketch is one of the worst I've ever seen. To me it's the perfect epitome of how bad current SNL is, except for the political satire when it's on target and some of the digital shorts. First I couldn't understand why they kept bringing it back. Then I couldn't believe they actually wasted superbowl…

One of my favorite memories from going to Disney World as a kid is Statler and Waldorf at the Muppet 3-D show, and the penguin orchestra that took the job just for the halibut.

She was also really good in A Face in the Crowd. Too bad she's had to live to see a Keanu Reeves remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still.

I realize that the focus of this article is on TV and film, but I don't think it's fair to paint the book and movie versions of the Fountainhead with the same brush. I've always hated books or films that eschew subtlety and think the best way to get their message across is to bang you over the head with it. However,…

I've always preferred…
"Just as Christ was a superstar, you stupid star, they'll hail you then nail you no matter who you are."

You'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when your…living in a van down by the river!

It's not his fault; from what I hear he's been using his papers not for writin, but for rollin doobies.