Honestly the fact that he was friends with Elmo just makes me even more suspect of his value as a human being, much less a comedian.

Honestly the fact that he was friends with Elmo just makes me even more suspect of his value as a human being, much less a comedian.

With the right training, that's exactly why everyone should have one.

With the right training, that's exactly why everyone should have one.

@twitter-499832989:disqus  Fox and Friends is the cast one would most like to set on fire just to smell the bacon-like aroma of the burning flesh of fascist pigs.

@twitter-499832989:disqus  Fox and Friends is the cast one would most like to set on fire just to smell the bacon-like aroma of the burning flesh of fascist pigs.

So is this it? Did they say who the mother is?

So is this it? Did they say who the mother is?

"This pantry smells like feet. Hobbit feet."

"This pantry smells like feet. Hobbit feet."

Well in that case it's probably because my generation got beat into the dirt by a depressing life in a world which had already seen its greatest achievement, space travel, abandoned and in which we lacked the numbers to do anything to combat the cultural self-hatred and destruction of the social compact by the most…

Well in that case it's probably because my generation got beat into the dirt by a depressing life in a world which had already seen its greatest achievement, space travel, abandoned and in which we lacked the numbers to do anything to combat the cultural self-hatred and destruction of the social compact by the most…

I want a sitcom about the President of Iran.

I want a sitcom about the President of Iran.

Scientology has a long reach.

Scientology has a long reach.

I miss John Candy…

I miss John Candy…

Diseases resulting from alcohol, tobacco, unhealthy food, and the irresponsible use of automobiles all kill more people than guns every year in the united states; so why exactly are we so focused on restricting guns, and not any of that other shit?

Diseases resulting from alcohol, tobacco, unhealthy food, and the irresponsible use of automobiles all kill more people than guns every year in the united states; so why exactly are we so focused on restricting guns, and not any of that other shit?