This has become completely and totally insane and is it wrong that I feel Abu Nazir actually represents the view of the world's Muslims?

This has become completely and totally insane and is it wrong that I feel Abu Nazir actually represents the view of the world's Muslims?

I got bells that jingle, jingle, jingle, as I go sledding merrily along…

I got bells that jingle, jingle, jingle, as I go sledding merrily along…

I need a cigarette.

I need a cigarette.

This is non, non-non, non heinous.

This is non, non-non, non heinous.

Hey Dan, all this fetishizing of the feet; what's with?

Hey Dan, all this fetishizing of the feet; what's with?

If you put a pie in front of me; doesn't matter what kind it is; pizza, fruit, custard; I will eat the entire thing if no one else is vying for a slice.

If you put a pie in front of me; doesn't matter what kind it is; pizza, fruit, custard; I will eat the entire thing if no one else is vying for a slice.

How did the tiger get on the boat? Did he let it get on the boat; if so, I want him to die so as to enforce natural selection.

How did the tiger get on the boat? Did he let it get on the boat; if so, I want him to die so as to enforce natural selection.

I operate on a popular vote so it's pretty consistent one year to the next; turkey, cornbread stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy, green bean casserole, roasted brussels sprouts, turnip, rolls, three kinds of pie, s'mores, and guacamole.

I operate on a popular vote so it's pretty consistent one year to the next; turkey, cornbread stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy, green bean casserole, roasted brussels sprouts, turnip, rolls, three kinds of pie, s'mores, and guacamole.

I'll be cooking while I watch the parade and then I'll be drinking while watching football because there's nothing else on since TNT is running Castle instead of Law & Order all day.

I'll be cooking while I watch the parade and then I'll be drinking while watching football because there's nothing else on since TNT is running Castle instead of Law & Order all day.

Comment policies aside I would be lying if I did not say that my sexual awakening was tied to Diane in her Goody Chambers costume.

Comment policies aside I would be lying if I did not say that my sexual awakening was tied to Diane in her Goody Chambers costume.