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I remember being unable to sleep without the lights on because of Night of the Living Dead 1990. I still fear the undead to this day. I don't even like to think the "Zed word" because I'll start getting really paranoid and not wanting to go out in the hallway without turning all of the lights on and waking people up.

I remember being unable to sleep without the lights on because of Night of the Living Dead 1990. I still fear the undead to this day. I don't even like to think the "Zed word" because I'll start getting really paranoid and not wanting to go out in the hallway without turning all of the lights on and waking people up.

And then?

And then?

A few days after Christmas 2010, while we were all still together, some of the family and I went to see Black Swan; grandma came along because she adores Natalie Portman and she's seen Where the Heart Is about 50 times. I had never heard the woman gasp in her life, but I did once Natalie started getting frisky with

A few days after Christmas 2010, while we were all still together, some of the family and I went to see Black Swan; grandma came along because she adores Natalie Portman and she's seen Where the Heart Is about 50 times. I had never heard the woman gasp in her life, but I did once Natalie started getting frisky with

Oh, you're right. I didn't notice that she was lying to him. I still want to know what was in the cases. Maybe he's looking for uranium.

Oh, you're right. I didn't notice that she was lying to him. I still want to know what was in the cases. Maybe he's looking for uranium.

Yee-Yee got LOST

Yee-Yee got LOST

The stuff that was in those cases: were they seeds for something? Da Mayor is interested in the island's soil for a reason; also; fuck the writers who decided to make the call that volcanic soil is short on a mineral. Any mineral.

The stuff that was in those cases: were they seeds for something? Da Mayor is interested in the island's soil for a reason; also; fuck the writers who decided to make the call that volcanic soil is short on a mineral. Any mineral.

They don't have intel on how fortified the Mayor's operations are and it would be suicidal to proceed without it.

They don't have intel on how fortified the Mayor's operations are and it would be suicidal to proceed without it.

You know a monkey didn't pitch a show where one of their number would be made to prance around in funny costumes for our amusement.

You know a monkey didn't pitch a show where one of their number would be made to prance around in funny costumes for our amusement.

NBC should let the monkeys start pitching sitcoms.

NBC should let the monkeys start pitching sitcoms.