Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Yeah, I'm going to call the History channel and complain about all of those documentaries that don't give a fair portrayal of the nationalist's perspective on the rise of European fascism.

Yeah, I'm going to call the History channel and complain about all of those documentaries that don't give a fair portrayal of the nationalist's perspective on the rise of European fascism.

Finding Nemo: the only one I can stand.

Finding Nemo: the only one I can stand.

I don't really like Disney movies either.

I don't really like Disney movies either.

Propose a mutual enjoyment of flavored beverages.

Propose a mutual enjoyment of flavored beverages.

To hell with any list of great 90s films which excludes Three Kings.

To hell with any list of great 90s films which excludes Three Kings.

Best post-Hays noir produced yet.

Best post-Hays noir produced yet.

I'm shocked that a Pixar movie even made this list as I consider them inconsequential and uninspired.

I'm shocked that a Pixar movie even made this list as I consider them inconsequential and uninspired.

He reformed healthcare funding by turning people who couldn't afford it into people who can't afford it but now have a legal requirement to pay into a protection racket for HMOs. This earned your vote?

He reformed healthcare funding by turning people who couldn't afford it into people who can't afford it but now have a legal requirement to pay into a protection racket for HMOs. This earned your vote?

I traveled back in time and reprogrammed Sirhan Sirhan to kill MTV's Kennedy instead.

I traveled back in time and reprogrammed Sirhan Sirhan to kill MTV's Kennedy instead.