Fun fact: you're not allowed to learn your lines on SNL. Lorne forbids it.

Fun fact: you're not allowed to learn your lines on SNL. Lorne forbids it.

*deletes Pumpkinjokes.pdf*

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Aidy Bryant's much loved perpetual homage to Chris Farley continues unabated.

Aidy Bryant's much loved perpetual homage to Chris Farley continues unabated.

If the third episode is as superfluous as this one I won't be coming back.

If the third episode is as superfluous as this one I won't be coming back.

A real step down from the intensity of the pilot, and Ms. Techie's bad acting seems to be contagious.

A real step down from the intensity of the pilot, and Ms. Techie's bad acting seems to be contagious.

I quote President Nixon: Why don't they shoot them?

I quote President Nixon: Why don't they shoot them?

I thought James Woods had the title?

I thought James Woods had the title?

Yo Chuck, they must be on the pipe, right?

Yo Chuck, they must be on the pipe, right?

She doesn't really look that bad. She's a little chunky, sure, but I've done worse.

She doesn't really look that bad. She's a little chunky, sure, but I've done worse.

Movies don't need to be 100% historically accurate and choosing this as a sticking point while ridiculously over-dramatizing everything else just makes it look like that scene from Singin' In the Rain where Jean Hagen plays a French noblewoman with a funny, squeaky, voice.

Movies don't need to be 100% historically accurate and choosing this as a sticking point while ridiculously over-dramatizing everything else just makes it look like that scene from Singin' In the Rain where Jean Hagen plays a French noblewoman with a funny, squeaky, voice.