All you had to do was lie and say you were with State. :)

I had the pleasure of drinking at the actual Baghdad Country Club. Still have the t-shirt!

"Five inches, but it's Thicke."

The A.V. Club

And, to be fair, that particular cover is an outstanding Diamond Dave showcase. We wouldn't even be having this conversation if the adult-contemporary-musical-combo-formerly-known-as-Van-Halen tried to cover the song with the shitfaced maggot Sammy Hagar out front.

I served my nickel. You come and take me.

HE ALREADY KNOWS.

What happens more often is that PR people actually know what they're doing, but their recommendations get steamrolled by a succession of butthurt VPs or the CEO demanding that action be taken.

I can show High Noon to my son with the confidence that it could help make him a better man. Can't do the same with The Quiet Man.

To be fair, Ireland has WAY better PR than Germany.

I also lived through the hair metal era, but I'm three or four years older than Kyle. I'm wondering if being just old enough to know it was crap vs. being just young enough to not yet realize it's crap has any bearing on future nostalgia.

If pooping on the floor is cool, call me Miles Davis.

THAT HAIRCUT IS WAY OUT OF REGS, STAFF SERGEANT.

Thanks!

Citation needed.

::Hops out of truck. Stares at the wall.::

It's Lance Burton.

ITS voice???

Agreed. Fuck the backlash.

More to the point, their "Toys in the Attic" is fucking outstanding.