I don't care what Rabin says.  I remembered (and adored) Lana Clarkson from those great, cheesy, sword n' sandal tit movies from the 80s.  She was a pay TV favorite, appeared at conventions and such - one of the original scream queens.  She was reduced to working a $9-an-hour hostess gig at the House of Blues to make…

Is she the one who throws blood on Pacino?

Uh, Grammar Police, feral and stray can be mutually exclusive.  Feral mans wild.  Stray means…well stray.

I don't think that's what happened ("…a guy who killed a lady…").  The truth is probably much sadder.  I watched it today and it was nothing like the review states.  It was a rather immature personal examination, by Mamet, into the cult of weird celebrity.  Since every other reality show made these days makes that…

"A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny costume at the time."

If a stereotype has a basis in fact (which it does - let's not kid ourselves), then how do you propagate a fact, or, a better word would be TRUTH.  Is it okay if Margaret Cho does it?  Cuz I'm pretty sure I wouldn't care either way.

And that was when the chicken heart began to grow…

What about the great Harold Ramis walk?  Check out Chevy Chase in Vacation and Caddyshack and Bill Murray in Meatballs and Groundhog Day and then, finally Harold Ramis during his "I think this building should be condemned" bit in Ghostbusters and you'll see the famous slinky, jittery walk he does.  This is the famous…

Fuck yo Mommas!  Vacation rules!

Agreed.  I still laugh at Family Guy.  Fuck all ya'alls in the butthole.

Tina Fey? More like Tina Feyonce!

I doubt Jesus Christ was ever a threat to the Roman Empire, more a hindrance to the old school Jewish teachings because he was not their ordained messiah, the prophet Elijah.

Wait!  An actress with rich parents?  That's new.

Since the beginning of October, last year, my wife and I have been watching (in our opinions), the best episodes of the series in production order, season-to-season.  The best stand-alone, MOTW episodes and the mythology with notable exceptions (being Max Fenig because that doesn't really go anywhere and Scully's…

Next inventory - 13 songs to jerk off to and then not clean up afterward.

Well, to be fair, it isn't really about run-on sentences.  I think Strunk & White were more interested in inserting periods where applicable, as in it not being necessary to shoot a wad of commas when you don't have to (preposition end this sentence).  It's just that people speak strangely and rarely obey the rules of…

I enjoyed this movie - sort of an extended Tales from the Crypt episode (that and "Frighteners").

I enjoy Zack and Todd's write-ups for the X-Files (though they tend personalize every episode so that the show (and Handlen's write-ups for "Next Generation" becomes a chronicle of their collective distress and wishful malfeasance more than a recap of a beloved 90s trope), but I'm really looking forward to the next…

He probably left because he didn't like AV Club's editorial policies…oh wait…

He probably left because he didn't like AV Club's editorial policies…oh wait…