I loved Ulysses.  Still love it.  Gravity's Rainbow is the book that makes me want to suck off a 12-gauge.

I loved Ulysses.  Still love it.  Gravity's Rainbow is the book that makes me want to suck off a 12-gauge.

I loved Ulysses.  Still love it.  Gravity's Rainbow is the book that makes me want to suck off a 12-gauge.

I better get out of the way.  I don't want to get splattered with Whedon-spooge.

I better get out of the way.  I don't want to get splattered with Whedon-spooge.

That Carly Rae song is awesome - don't get me wrong - and the cover and the video, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to live inside it.  It looks like it might get cramped in there in a big hurry.

That Carly Rae song is awesome - don't get me wrong - and the cover and the video, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to live inside it.  It looks like it might get cramped in there in a big hurry.

She has a pretty face, but I find her lean, muscular body off-putting for some reason.

She has a pretty face, but I find her lean, muscular body off-putting for some reason.

I like it a lot.  He's better at this than…whatever the hell else he does.  Snickering or something?

I like it a lot.  He's better at this than…whatever the hell else he does.  Snickering or something?

Just more of the same bullshit.  Explosion after explosion upping the ante, and nothing (well let's say about five minutes of exposition, plot devices, and Bale grinding his teeth) in the way of story.  For me, the series begins and ends with Batman Begins…easily the best (and scariest) of the three.  Dark Knight was…

Just more of the same bullshit.  Explosion after explosion upping the ante, and nothing (well let's say about five minutes of exposition, plot devices, and Bale grinding his teeth) in the way of story.  For me, the series begins and ends with Batman Begins…easily the best (and scariest) of the three.  Dark Knight was…

Again.  My question.  WHY?!

Again.  My question.  WHY?!

I used to cut school and we didn't have cable so I watched a lot of the mid-afternoon TV - "I Love Lucy", "Gilligan's Island", "The Monkees", "Bewitched", "I Dream of Jeannie", "My Favorite Martian" on channel 29 in Philadelphia.

I used to cut school and we didn't have cable so I watched a lot of the mid-afternoon TV - "I Love Lucy", "Gilligan's Island", "The Monkees", "Bewitched", "I Dream of Jeannie", "My Favorite Martian" on channel 29 in Philadelphia.

You don't wanna know how many times I've had to wipe down those speakers.  Sometimes my wife gives me the funniest looks.

You don't wanna know how many times I've had to wipe down those speakers.  Sometimes my wife gives me the funniest looks.

The fuck?  "Songs we want to live inside"?  Maybe I'm not getting this, but it sounds like, I don't know - "Songs we really really like" or, to use the vernacular of the young, "Songs we totally crush on" or "Songs we dig".