Never surrender
Your final comments about the Eagles having already won, especially the part about assimilation once the guitar solo kicks in, reminds me of Liz offering surrender regarding Dennis in 30 Rock. Claiming she can't do any better, Liz says she'll accept Dennis and just grow numb, comfortable and sleepy.…

First off, I don't give Martin nearly enough credit. I've only read the series so far once through, and this speculation shows a reread is necessary. I'm certainly aware of R + L = J, but I need to reread.