Hey Showtime! You're giving way too much away in the previews! Take a lesson from Mad Men!

According to Hollywood reporter, this movie cost $80M. That's some big paid checks for his pals.

In response, I offer Red Letter Media's epic deconstruction of Jack and Jill and the fraud that is Adam Sandler:

Evidenced by all of the over-the-top excessive flops coming out this year.

The fact is, not matter how liberal Hollywood likes to pretend to be, they are all too afraid to do something like this because it might result in them losing money.

Somewhere in a pot-smoke filled room in Hollywood:
And I was like, ‘What if MJ is a dude?’ Why can’t we discover that Peter is exploring his sexuality?"

The big question her is: Is V/H/S 2 better than Grownups 2? We probably won't know since GU2 wasn't screened for critics…

"However, we will just presume Rex Reed is now an ass-ouroboros"
Thanks for laugh! What an image!

You're confusing being a punk with being a jerk-off.

King's son, Joe Hill has a book out called N0S4A2 and it is most excellent. The kid can write!

The annoying phone-people at concerts bring to mind that guy in the movie Slacker with all of the TVs who can't process reality unless it's presented on a screen that he can pause or watch in slow motion.

No, but I will have to check it out. Thanks!

The opening credits are so clever and never get boring. I can watch Dexter murder his breakfast over and over.

If a tree in the forest is being lazy, does anyone notice?

This is not something that I could ever imagine myself purchasing, but after reading the sample at Amazon, I was shocked at how much fun it was to read. It really helps to have seen Star Wars multiple times so that you can enjoy all of the classic lines.

You can read a huge chunk of the book on Amazon's site.

True laziness is watching a show that you think is lazy.

Does Masuka's laugh get creepier with each passing season?

"Shitty Christian rock band Skillet came in fourth with its eighth studio album, Rise, 60,000 copies of which were sold to people with no taste. "
I checked out this band out of curiosity because of their shitty name and the fact that they sold 60K albums. Oh my lord! They are freaking god awful. I hate when bands like…

We really need some kind of CGI-Police squad to keep stuff like this from happening.