Christ, that chai tattoo. That and the wristband told me everything I needed to know about this person, I didn't need to read that dumbfuck tweet.
At least it's on her wrist, so you can tell she's a dumbass right away. My friend's sister got a chai on the back of her neck, so people don't know unless she has her hair…

I finally figured out what bothers me about Trevor Noah: he talks down to his audience, "Oh, you silly Americans! Welcome to the real world."
No, Noah! We LIKE being in a bubble. We KNOW other countries are centrally corrupt and find ways to keep fucking themselves and it ultimately reflects on us. We don't have to…

Stewart DID look like he was going home to shoot himself some nights, though.
How had Ferguson "already offed himself"? His fuck-it-all attitude after he got his pink slip was one for the ages. God I miss that man, the skeleton and that damn horse.

Mr Acts and I can't decide if Jon Batiste is really, really high or if he's…special.
Don't get me wrong now: He's extremely talented and likable, the band is tight and the music is refreshingly different for late night tv. When the show started, I constantly laughed at the banter between him and Colbert because it was…

Good Morning Vietnam was hilarious until it had to remind the audience that people on both sides were dying out there.

My favorite part of Autofocus is when the Hogan's Heroes actors were kicking back in the makeup room, talking about how weird it was for Jewish people (and one Holocaust survivor!) to be in a show featuring "funny Nazis".

It's certainly a topic that should be looked into; why did the "Funny Nazi" formula work back then? A show like "You Can Call Me Al-Qaeda!" would never work.
My grandfather was a WWII veteran. He didn't talk much about his wartime experience and he lost a lot of buddies then. But he loved to watch Hogan's Heroes.

So Hive remembers never being on top?

Sorry, Lincoln, you have to wear the murder vest all the time. Because we never know if you're going to be infected or not…just sayin'.

Agent I'mRichBitch

Cece: You know what we're gonna do?!
Jess: Bake bread?
Cece: YAAAH! *kicks bread maker, denting it*

I like the Jon Stewart version: "Well, helloooo!"

Suppose this has fallen out of fashion, but I'll start anyway…
Agent GuessWhoIsInfected
Agent MyCoolLongCoat

Although the "The Census Burr" routine from Da Wash still cracks me up.

This guy's "craft" is not that difficult. Three shots: glamour close-up, wide and middle. Switch every three seconds. Boom, done.

Right? As soon as I saw his picture I could not wait to scroll to the comments.

What it did accomplish: confirming the definite existence of widespread sexual harassment in the workplace, which women were supposed to just put up with.
At the time of the Hill/Thomas hearings, I worked at a radio station where the program director was the typical alpha-male nightmare: degrading sexual comments to…

Admission into the RRHoF Museum is ludicrously steep, but I thought it was fun. The Jimi Hendrix exhibit was amazing (most stuff donated by his father) and Mick Jagger is a teeny little dude, judging from his Tattoo You stage costume.
The highlight though was being face-to-polyester with David Bowie's Thin White Duke…

If Andy Merrill is not made a saint immediately upon his death, there is no more religion for me.

Please remind us how the Golden Age of AS is now long in the past…and that YOU were there!
"So now you can go up on a steep hill on William Street in Atlanta and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.”