Lol, guess I have to clarify here: Bruce McGill's character (crazy retired narcotics cop) drank actual clam juice (his computer claimed it was "an excellent beverage"). There is a scene where he is nonchalantly sipping a bottle of clam juice while in "custody" of C&T: riding on the back of the Ferrari and singing. At…

No bathroom breaks during the tense boat-approaching-other-boat scene.

That is hands-down my favorite Miami Vice episode. I remember seeing the "Brothers In Arms" scene and thinking, "Man, that must have been shot very late at night or ungodly early in the morning for South Beach to be that deserted."
And I have always wanted to perch on a convertible's back seat and sing "I Fought the…

Or when the show got on the "Phil Collins is the biggest star in the world" bandwagon and tailor-made an episode and character for him: sleazy game show host. Exactly the only character Collins could play anywhere.

Man, I hear you. I had to hire someone for an entry-level position, and…just the balls on some people. Three in a row: first thing out of their mouths was "how much does it pay?" during the initial phone call. I barely got out "It's X per hour" and they all huffed "That's not very much!" It's entry-level, yo! Way more…

Well at the start the NFL was trying to smear her character, claiming she started the fight and really hurt Rice first. They thought she would leave him and make a big case out of it, so they needed to protect their investment. But they got married instead, so it was like, s'alright.

Rational people are not blaming the NFL for the beating itself. It was the weak suspension even before the elevator tape surfaced.

All players have to agree to a conduct code as part of their contract: "All persons associated with the NFL are required to avoid 'conduct detrimental to the integrity of and public confidence in the National Football League.' This requirement applies to players, coaches, other team employees, owners, game officials…

Weird Al's song was tops, the GOT part was the best, so what if it took up most of the song.
Samberg wanted to get with Lena Headey so much he started the poisoned-Joffrey bit before the song wrapped up. Headey's so awesome: "Not now, Joffrey." I really wish she had won.

I'm just happy he won for his indelible turn in "Pile of Bullets".

Jerry Seinfeld's tucked-in shirt with a belt so tight it gave him a womanly waistline. Seeing that now cracks me up more than the plot (which I remember about five seconds into any episode).

None more 90's: Monica bragging about getting a hickey from one of the Blowfish.

It was the Eddie Effect (Frasier's Dad's dog). Bring Eddie in to do something cute or funny, and the audience went wild. Marcel's scenes were set up the exact same way. People forget the monkey was about to be a breakout star of the show ("Where's the Monkey?" shouted the Friends Rolling Stone cover). But yeah, so…

He hates himself. He acts that way as a self-fulfilling prophecy, so all his relationships will be the same, no matter who he is with.
You love yourself. In loving yourself, you don't know why someone you think is great would hate themselves and in turn not see why you are great and want to be with you. Forget this…

Hey, not talking about all-or-nothing here. Mouth, hands, noses, anything that drives someone wild is all good! But when someone who wants oral is with someone who flat-out refuses to do it, that's when I say, "Huh?" When you know what someone likes and how they react, you fine-tune that skill to blow their minds…

Just gotta say bravo to EONS up there. How can anyone be in a relationship these days and not be into oral? How could anyone tolerate a partner who doesn't like it? Oral is awesome; it's the ultimate in giving and receiving.
My only guess is DOMME's husband is from a time when "real men don't go down there", and…

"KILL THE HIPPIES!"
(And just when things were going well at the party. Typical.)

(The guys are cleaning up for the party)
Rick: Where is Vyvyan? Why isn't he helping?
Neil: He said he doesn't have to help because he doesn't have any friends.
Mike: What are you talking about? Vyvyan's got loads of friends.
Neil: Yes, well, apparently, he doesn't like any of them.

Mr Acts and I decided it was too expensive to go see Phish in Atlanta last night, so we watched the show stream live on their website.
Best fucking decision: sounded and looked great on our big tv, clean bathrooms just steps away, all the cold beer and smoke we could want in the kitchen, and a big living room for…

That definitely sucks. Long ago, was considered very bad luck to steal a family heirloom or keepsake. May mighty vengeance smack them down.
You might want to try looking at nearby pawn shops to find your stuff, since that's the only place thieves can unload what they steal. To feel better inside your house, wash all…