What I remember was how you had to dig past all the hysteria and find the facts of the Walsh case. The boy was not kidnapped at random by some perv. The family was targeted by drug dealers who John Walsh knew at the time.

For real. The commentary saw it through ironic post-modern glasses. It was meant for a lot of people to watch. Most importantly, it taught children and parents to recognize how pedophiles groom their targets. Before this, people thought molesters rolled up to kids in dingy windowless vans.

Hey there was a white player on that team. They called him Salami.

That episode made me wonder if Joey became a relentless poonhound because he was molested by his tailor.

I may not explain this well either, but I love when they showed a Clipos Magnificos variety show that had every imaginable costume/player dancing onstage, then cut back to show all The Soup's weird characters dancing. Joel wanders in and says, "Alright, this is too crowded, everyone off. Dancing maxi-pad, Mankini, you…

"It's a big world out there, Kyle. If you want quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first." -Eric Cartman, on Chat Roulette

Dan should be the master of spotting fake letters, since he wrote the best guide on them a while back: While reading (or hearing) somebody's far-out story, just ask, "How did that happen?"
Someone wrote to Dan about how he just happened to be hanging out alone at a friend's place: just him, his friend's dog, and a jar…

Ha, I was thinking about that scene in Always Sunny.

If I recall, chubby white people make up the entire cosplay market.
Man, when you see a 200 lb Miss Marvel digging in her Coach bag for a cigarette, it's time to leave the auditorium.

More Asians on TV! But only the sexy female ones.

He sounds pretty cool to me. The property values theory is spot-on.
My father-in-law likes to go on Facebook and rant about how Obama is personally coming door-to-door to take our guns away.

What Untouchables reference was it?
- Just like a (cultural reference), bringing a knife to a gun fight!
- Have you already checked it? Then leave it alone.
- Thus endeth the lesson
- Hey mister, you forgot your *BLAM!*

…The show is “based heavily on the executive producers’ own lives”
Finally their story can be told, from their point of view.

Bonus Question!

I still say, "Up all night to get Hodor" thanks to this damn story. Thanks a lot.

Aha, now we know that @avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus gets "hangry". Look out, fools!

Mmmm…Sweet, sweet internet money.

To top this, Jerry Seinfeld would have to…
- Openly date a 16-year-old?
- Marry a totally inappropriate person that nobody likes?
- Waste all the "Seinfeld" goodwill on a retarded bug movie?

If I want to know what Prince is up to, I'll listen to his phone chats with Craig Ferguson.

Es Brock?