Our local paper tried to get rid of the weekly guide, but it caused such an uproar the paper created a phone number subscribers could call to have the guide inserted in their Sunday paper if they wanted it. So now I imagine someone whose sole job is stuffing tv tabs amongst the Sunday funnies.

Yet a surprising amount of ravens get through. More reliable than priority mail.

Can anyone name a single good thing NCLB has done? Then why isn't Congress rushing to eliminate it? Another thing to look at is why this thing was drafted and passed in the first place. Folks thought making schools accountable would solve problems, but closing underperforming schools and subjecting everyone to…

Knowing this makes me love you more, Yee.

Absolutely for year-round school with two-week breaks every quarter. Why are there still summer breaks (that keep getting shorter by a few days every year anyway)? Is it a throwback to the times when families took long vacations, to save money on utilities, or what?
I really support in-school suspension like the one…

Harry Streicher is porny if you say the last name "that way".

When the ad promoting the "All singing, all dancing Ally!!!" was shown, I knew that I had enough, and watched no more.

Gotta save money for the troll toll.

I first read that as "the worst breath in hiphop," which is a tough race since most of those dudes never floss.

James Gandolfini in ZDT. I kept thinking Tony Soprano was hiding out in the CIA, with only a bad toupee to protect him.

Bleh, like when The Descendants was sold as a lighthearted comedy. Thanks for the warning. And I hear there is some dance contest, ugh.

Alright, everybody up to the Django slavery discussion two threads up!

Pacino was never hotter than in that movie, glad to see I'm not the only one. Hipster dudes today would kill their ma for that look.

Wish thread (keeping in mind Jenn's MO):

- I wish he were alive.
- No you don't

The possibility of any of them doing such a thing is just no way:
- Brandi and Jarrod have little kids (and how would one call the other a dumbass every day?)
- Darrell would just mess it up somehow
- Dave would never do us the favor
- Barry's life is awesome

I thought, "Oh no, not Barry!" but then remembered nothing could kill Barry, 'cept maybe his mom.

But if I wanted those sound effects I would go to YouPorn.

My friend just had to exclaim, "The horse is rampaging through the city! Kill it!"

The devil's animal, says my father-in-law. He had a goat that wouldn't eat a thing unless it actually saw him hiding the food, the more inacessible the better.
And their horizontal pupils are creepy.