Yeah kill your wife and her whole family if you must, but don't you DARE fuck with the US Postal Service!

The only thing we really need to know about Kelli is that she's the woman who has absolutely no clue who she married and had a baby with. She may not know it, but (SPOILER) Chris' death could be the best thing for her and the baby.
It's a general warning against moving on too quickly after a devastating incident. Oh,…

The only thing we really need to know about Kelli is that she's the woman who has absolutely no clue who she married and had a baby with. She may not know it, but (SPOILER) Chris' death could be the best thing for her and the baby.
It's a general warning against moving on too quickly after a devastating incident. Oh,…

And then there's Phil all bummed out on what would have been his brother's 47th birthday. Is 47 the new 27?

And then there's Phil all bummed out on what would have been his brother's 47th birthday. Is 47 the new 27?

Johnny Sack has stage 4 lung cancer. There's no stage 5. Dies.

Johnny Sack has stage 4 lung cancer. There's no stage 5. Dies.

Stop hanging with Linus, he's a loser, Charlie Brown.

Stop hanging with Linus, he's a loser, Charlie Brown.

There is no Stage 5.

There is no Stage 5.

No. Only I may dance.

No. Only I may dance.

I applaud them for this, forging forward while networks canceled their damn pre-taped new programs. The Top Ten with the intern holding up handmade cue cards below Letterman's desk was inspired, if not very funny ("Alternate names for Frankenstorm").

I applaud them for this, forging forward while networks canceled their damn pre-taped new programs. The Top Ten with the intern holding up handmade cue cards below Letterman's desk was inspired, if not very funny ("Alternate names for Frankenstorm").

Peel and see.

Peel and see.

Years ago I threw a party and a friend's wife called telling me to "baby proof" my house because she was bringing her two-year-old. I replied that nobody else was bringing their kids, so please do not bring yours. She got really angry and hung up on me. We have not spoken since.

Years ago I threw a party and a friend's wife called telling me to "baby proof" my house because she was bringing her two-year-old. I replied that nobody else was bringing their kids, so please do not bring yours. She got really angry and hung up on me. We have not spoken since.

We call it "working blue" here in 'Merica too.