Well, the world needs ditch-diggers too.

Well the son isn't going to be stuck with the $5 million bill. Medicare picks that up and…oh.

Well the son isn't going to be stuck with the $5 million bill. Medicare picks that up and…oh.

I was so disgusted I turned it off, and I'm not even that much of a football fan.

I was so disgusted I turned it off, and I'm not even that much of a football fan.

Aw, not really a "driver", just some opportunities to tote famous people somewhere, and my car was the cleanest and most okay-looking of the bunch.

Aw, not really a "driver", just some opportunities to tote famous people somewhere, and my car was the cleanest and most okay-looking of the bunch.

What's great about the marble rye was Jerry and Co. stressing about bringing that particular bread, then Susan's mom calls it "that ridiculous bread thing."

What's great about the marble rye was Jerry and Co. stressing about bringing that particular bread, then Susan's mom calls it "that ridiculous bread thing."

I can actually hear David's voice saying that. Good show.

I can actually hear David's voice saying that. Good show.

Wasn't he also The Sidler on Seinfeld? I think about that episode when I hear the shooka-shooka of tic-tacs.

Wasn't he also The Sidler on Seinfeld? I think about that episode when I hear the shooka-shooka of tic-tacs.

Giving a lift to celebrities is not what it's cracked up to be. It's not like your friend is in the car with you, they think you are their driver. So there's some attempted awkward conversation, met with silence, which makes you all nervous so you drive crappy.

Giving a lift to celebrities is not what it's cracked up to be. It's not like your friend is in the car with you, they think you are their driver. So there's some attempted awkward conversation, met with silence, which makes you all nervous so you drive crappy.

How about "A Pound of Flesh", which made me abandon my habit of writing spec scripts and call them what they really were, fan fiction.

How about "A Pound of Flesh", which made me abandon my habit of writing spec scripts and call them what they really were, fan fiction.

There should be a German word for the burning anger resulting from having watched a movie that is in fact terrible when all other things indicate that it's good.
Super 8 made me want to kill everyone involved, Patton-Oswalt-Revolution-Road-Style.

There should be a German word for the burning anger resulting from having watched a movie that is in fact terrible when all other things indicate that it's good.
Super 8 made me want to kill everyone involved, Patton-Oswalt-Revolution-Road-Style.

They were opening for Usher, lol.