Necco wafers' part in this conflict must be discussed. Curse their Yankee candy.

-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Go fuck yourselves.

-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Go fuck yourselves.

Same here. I thought it was about people deliberately turning down things so as not to adhere to a stereotype (Dave turning down fried chicken, even though he wants it).
My Acts of Janice Pixie is a blonde golddigger who enjoys designer handbags, Christian Louboutin shoes and gets botox at the slightest wrinkle.

Same here. I thought it was about people deliberately turning down things so as not to adhere to a stereotype (Dave turning down fried chicken, even though he wants it).
My Acts of Janice Pixie is a blonde golddigger who enjoys designer handbags, Christian Louboutin shoes and gets botox at the slightest wrinkle.

"We ain't divorced. We're happy as hell!"
And the glee on Dave and Wife's faces. I always tell people Mr. Acts and I are "happy as hell."

"We ain't divorced. We're happy as hell!"
And the glee on Dave and Wife's faces. I always tell people Mr. Acts and I are "happy as hell."

The need for interesting/amusing characters on these shows is so important. Barry is the only reason I watch Storage Wars now.

The need for interesting/amusing characters on these shows is so important. Barry is the only reason I watch Storage Wars now.

While I appreciate his positive partying platform, I wonder what the whole Man In White thing is about.

While I appreciate his positive partying platform, I wonder what the whole Man In White thing is about.

He's mad at you for not partying. Because it is time, you know.

He's mad at you for not partying. Because it is time, you know.

Abby will be alright then. She can fall back on her dad's Get A Life money.

Abby will be alright then. She can fall back on her dad's Get A Life money.

Kids at music festivals: Yahweh or No Way?

Kids at music festivals: Yahweh or No Way?

District 9 should have won best picture. I adored The Untouchables (DePalma), but it's not on the short list anymore. Casino has moved into my top five recently.

District 9 should have won best picture. I adored The Untouchables (DePalma), but it's not on the short list anymore. Casino has moved into my top five recently.

Colbert on dressage was great. I love it when he plays the goof. But I was worried for him when the horse spooked.