Have you ever been to the Jersey State Fair…on smack?!?

Have you ever been to the Jersey State Fair…on smack?!?

The best is when Chris and LC find out the stuff is "free" and start helping themselves, immune to the glares tossed their way.
It's so LA: "We're glaring at them, and they just keep taking stuff! Don't these mooks get it?!? We're GLARING!!!"

The best is when Chris and LC find out the stuff is "free" and start helping themselves, immune to the glares tossed their way.
It's so LA: "We're glaring at them, and they just keep taking stuff! Don't these mooks get it?!? We're GLARING!!!"

The Artie storyline really turned out well. "They'll eat what I serve them." So happy for that line after almost tearing out my hair listening to Artie's ultra-annoying table-patter. (Tony was speaking for everyone when he told Artie to cut that shit out. Thank you, Ton' !!)

The Artie storyline really turned out well. "They'll eat what I serve them." So happy for that line after almost tearing out my hair listening to Artie's ultra-annoying table-patter. (Tony was speaking for everyone when he told Artie to cut that shit out. Thank you, Ton' !!)

Everyone in Miami knows the convicted sex offenders live under the Julia Tuttle Causeway, and the zombies are under the MacArthur.

Everyone in Miami knows the convicted sex offenders live under the Julia Tuttle Causeway, and the zombies are under the MacArthur.

I have to say that was the sweetest ending to AI ever, even though I'm not a Phill Phill fan. Walking past everyone to hug his family, knowing nothing will be the same after this. Welcome to the Machine, P2. They own you now.

I have to say that was the sweetest ending to AI ever, even though I'm not a Phill Phill fan. Walking past everyone to hug his family, knowing nothing will be the same after this. Welcome to the Machine, P2. They own you now.

Why didn't Jessica sing a duet with a famous diva? I was expecting to hear, "Ladies and gentlemen, Whitney Hous…oh."

Why didn't Jessica sing a duet with a famous diva? I was expecting to hear, "Ladies and gentlemen, Whitney Hous…oh."

Ha, I loved Phill Phill's duet with John Fogarty. "Here, John, let me change up the melody on your song real nice and make faces."

Ha, I loved Phill Phill's duet with John Fogarty. "Here, John, let me change up the melody on your song real nice and make faces."

Jessica's mentor is a first-class weirdo. He wouldn't let go of her when he got the stupid car. And Seacrest urging him to eterna-hug Jessica AGAIN? Why do you hate Jessica, Ryan?
And the interview: that guy was sitting on the world's largest sofa or he really IS that tiny!

Jessica's mentor is a first-class weirdo. He wouldn't let go of her when he got the stupid car. And Seacrest urging him to eterna-hug Jessica AGAIN? Why do you hate Jessica, Ryan?
And the interview: that guy was sitting on the world's largest sofa or he really IS that tiny!

Fantasia and Chaka Khan in jumpsuits! The horror, the horror…

Fantasia and Chaka Khan in jumpsuits! The horror, the horror…

Well that is the saddest thing I have read today. It's still morning, though.

Well that is the saddest thing I have read today. It's still morning, though.