One of my favorite exchanges (Spoiler, I guess):

Don't know why, but I thought of Moe telling about how he killed the First Alfalfa. But it was okay, because he was an orphan owned by the studio.

Captain America was the superior movie. Hey, WWII was a thing once!

Yes, the 3D is a joke.

The Avengers is that rare action movie where the dialogue is as good, if not better, than the kickass scenes.
And it actually made Hulk interesting.

His aunt's son, that's for sure.

Yeah, I hope they bring SVZ back soon, he did well.
I wanted him to stare at Hollie, all Silvio-like, and say, "Da enemy…has yet…to reveal himself!"

Just wondering, are they going to do "Idol Gives Back" again? I know it helps people and everything, but that's like their bye-week. I never watch it.

Instead of being "talked to death", I like to think that Paulie was, just as in life, giving Tony the kick he needed to move forward. Although Paulie was doing it in his own hilarious way.

The movie writes itself: Hamm would occasionaly pause in the action to describe the habits of random animals, the only footage filmed in 3D.

Lord help me, I read that one! She also advised the wife and kids to laugh at their dad. It's like, whaaa?
Don't care if it's made up, I'm compelled to read it anyway. My favorites are the people who are pissed they were snubbed/insulted at weddings.

Hell, Gallo can be on my HOA board, no problem. In fact, he can be the only board member present at the meetings. So when the bitch in #2085 starts complaining about the sprinklers again, Gallo would just give her one of his endless, dead-eye stares.

Is sychronized energetic dancing while performing still a thing? Seems so Britney Spears/10 yrs ago.

Great, just great. Now that means Phill Phill is going to win unless there is a Skylar Surge. Hollie does not have a snowball's chance, Joshua is so one-note, and Jessica is cracking under the pressure.
Come on not another guy and a poor man's Dave Matthews at that!

And hear the angels…something…

And put Butters' penis in his mouth, taking a picture with the requisite thumbs-up. But it was all for art.

Yep, right out of a hose.

What really moved me to the Tony Is Dead camp is when I realized:
*Spoilers, yo…*
- Alternate shots are from Tony's POV. The last POV is the cut to black.
- If Meadow parked correctly the first (or second) time, she would have been sitting next to her father, blocking Members Only Guy's direct shot coming from the…

Alright, Queen night is finally back! Two requests:
- Elise sings "I Want It All" ("Who Wants to Live Forever" would be tits too)
- Phil Phill tells Brian May his song would be sooo much better with a little Dave Matthews spice

Hearing what the guys really think of Carmela, how utterly disposable she is if Tony dies, it makes the hair stand on end.