Sounds like these two princes need to get a room.

It was one book and three movies. Okay, we get it…

Of course they kill the animals.  Have you ever tried to wrap a burrito shell around a living chicken?  It's not nearly as simple as one might initially believe.

Wizards attempting to use a cell phone specifically designed for elderly muggles?

Oops.

♫…Shanks for the Mammaries…♫

It takes a dark turn when the quidditch team crashes their hippogriffs into the snowy mountains of whatever-the-hell-Harry-Potter-world-is-called on their way to a major tournament and resorts to cannibalism to survive.  Delicious magic cannibalism.

I don't want Fop, I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Skin that smoke wagon and go to work… on your car.

We had the chant in rural Western Maryland.  At the time I thought it was a legitimate part of the song and was pleased (and shocked) it slipped into a school dance song rotation.

Absolutely nothin'

I hated that dumb assed Civil War storyline.  And those annoying ads…  "Whose side are you on?"  "Fuck you, that's whose side I'm on."

All Rex Reed stories should include reference to him getting both of his legs stuck between the seats while viewing Miami Vice.  That's enough to make him my second favorite critic behind only Gene Shalit's mustache.

Watchmen is brilliant, but there have already been so many discussions and dissections of that work that another might be tiresome cliche.  Looking at the entirety of the universe in addition to the primary series is an interesting way to approach it.  Popular thinking (and I would say rightly so) is that DC should…

Waiting the Spinal Tap/Childish Gambino crossover album, Smell the Glover.

I'm holding out for "WhiteHouse.com Down" where one man aggressively pursues an insatiable need for quality entertainment after his favorite site goes offline.

"Artie, do these khakis make my ass look big? I think they make my ass look big…  Get the ex-CIA agent played by David Morse in here.  Ex-CIA agent played by David Morse, do these khakis make my ass look big?  I think they do…."

Sorry to hear that poor Cracker is getting such a small amount money.  In defense of Pandora, it doesn't seem like they are lounging on fat piles of cash - most of their income goes toward artist royalties (54% of revenue) and as of August of last year they've never had a profitable quarter. Spotify claims to kick…

Earth MILFs are Increasingly Promiscuous Following the Recent Dissolution of a Business-Like Marriage of Convenience

Unpaid interns will serve in a pinch. But they have to share the Glock.