Please look at my MedicAlert bracelet.

I think you mean LOST. SOULS.

YAAAAY

I love the way Dangerfield says "sawr" a blimp.

Master of the house…

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Jazzercizing Ostriches is way easier with late-70s synth pop.

Wait, his ass is Polish?

NUTRIENT SLIME IS PEOPLE!!!

What's in the Vault? WHAT'S IN THE VAULT??!?

Chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.

Wait, so it's not really noise?

It's "no blades, no bows". DAMMIT NABIN

WHAT A STORY GENTLE HERPES

FLAGGED FOR NOT BEING AN MST3K REFERENCE

It's not that bad of a show. A little tedious sometimes, but my wife and mother really seem to love it.

Set to that goddamn Sarah McLachlan song.

Here's a picture of me when I was younger.

You watch your ass.

You're so shallow.