Honky grandma be trippin'!

I can never remember the words.

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"Hey kids! Hide me under your pillow for seeecret eeeating!"

The joke was funny, and the smiley face was the icing on the cake!

How does that "doctor" sleep at night?

You're not fully gay unless you're whimsically gay!

I know, and I agree. Just talking a point.

I think you're right. For all his posturing and reputation, Horik was neither the master manipulator nor the great leader he was made out to be.

Good God, I had EXACTLY the same thought at that shot.

I think it's been mentioned before, but I'll mention it again: we have the benefit of the entire history of all storytelling media swimming around in our pop culture-addled brains to be able to spot Floki's "twist" coming several miles away. This whole season feels like a classic Norse saga, with the insight into…

So Dennis, how long have you been waiting to bust out that "Alas, poor Horik" line?

HIS NAME IS MANMEET!!

I read that as "the 'Murican princess"

And what? That's it? I am a vampire and here's a million dollars? Or, I am a vampire and here's your own spaceship?

You would say that. You have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter.

And Pele is king of the soccer field! To be king of your kitchen, use Crestfield Wax Paper!

I may or may not have programmed fhqwhgads into my phone.

I bet she wishes now that she'd tried some of that hot Hamm water.