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The Orthographist
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You misspelled fhqwhgads.

Seriously.

Yes, but what was his position on tits?

I hear she makes a helluva margarita.

Right now, somebody is imagining Peyton Manning banging Judge Judy.

I bet you're a great swimmer.

I read that as "That's Riddick". I bet Vin Diesel wouldn't settle for half-assed guacamole.

I got a Buck-O-Nine notification for this?

BELGIANS IN THE CONGO

Don't forget the reverse vampires. And the Rand corporation.

.scheiβe

Her?

I'm sick and tired of logical fallacies being used against The Simpsons!

I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza! (revs motorcycle)

I think you mean flour. Biscuits aren't usually made with foilage.

Doesn't anything from the movies actually work?

Takes one to know one.

I say bring back Dirk Richter! Kids are gonna want to see the original The Flash!

What a bunch of clowns!

Scared the HELL outta me.