Seriously.  When it's typed "damnit" my brain pronounces the "n".  "Dammit" is by far the better spelling.

That shotgun only had one day left until retirement!

@avclub-5d6ec1252d30e9eec3e9fb9fa96ec694:disqus The Wizard of Dawes?

And the non-Stallone Judge Dredd.

There's a difference between spelling, grammar, and syntax.  Not to be that guy, but I'm just sayin'.

Holy shit, that was the first thing I thought of in that scene too!

Said redditor, being obviously unaware of the existence of the country of Belize, probably rewound the DVR once or twice to try and figure out what was said.  "Billy's" is probably the best transliteration imaginable in that scenario.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus We're pretty sure there was a mix-up at the hospital.

HANK: DAISY HAD PUPPIES

WALTER NEEDS NAZIS

JESSE PLAN

It looks like it'll stab you in the face with its kitsch value.

Idiota.

He's too busy reading old issues of the Farmer's Almanac looking for more homespun wisdom.

The Cat's Pajamas!  Which, if they're the same ones my infant daughter wears, are purple.

#NobodyLikesMilhouse

LILY OF THE VALLEY MARIE

"Fuck it, we're gonna make a car that senses crashes 5 cars ahead."

Your inner Hipster DBag is showing.

MATH DAMON!