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The Orthographist
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Today's special guest: Vincent Gallo!

Whoa, slow down there, maestro.  There's a new Mexico?

Next week on Breaking Bad:

JESSE NEEDS PLOT POINTS

I do not think that means what you think it means.

POINT OUT YOUR PLOT HOLES ELSEWHERE

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Noted.  Next time I'm interviewing for positions in my criminal empire, I'll be sure to find out where they stood on that.

JESSE NEEDS MOOSES

He is the one who… dings?

Some people choose to wear more, and we encourage that.

The "A" is for Affleck!

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus (snorts derisively) Yeah, sure, and the rocks might melt, and the sea may burn. 

@avclub-92c9b96871c64bbb5fc1913d3aec11b5:disqus A child has already completed the jumble using crayons.  The answer is 'fries'.

Eggman and The Walrus

Chicago to Czechoslovakia
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Ratboy? I resent that!  (gnaws doorjamb)

I'd buy that for $150.

And even more ironic that Return of the Jedi featured a giant 3-D shark.