BOMP! BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP!

I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance!  It's a little thick, but the price is right!

"In closing, gentle reader, I’d like to thank you.  ‘What’s that?’ you say?  Me thanking you?  No, it’s not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it.  The End."

That might be a little too meta, even for The Onion.

The Presidents' Butler

@avclub-8e3d05b3a02cebcb45d304a5224a6113:disqus don't spoil our fun.

BUNS or GTFO

@disqus_VjqVIMzivJ:disqus  Baby don't hurt me…

Hello, Deeean?  You're a stupid head!

Say, that sounds like a larf!

@avclub-34a0cc9e710ab7fc376d918356d4a6e5:disqus I don't get it.  I don't get it.  I… don't get it.

Pitch Perfect II: Even Pitchier

It's true: that man had no gorms.

(harmonica solo)

Well duh.

I think BWAAAAAAAMP is the new "In a world…".

Lowenstein…

If "collaborating with Taylor Swift" is the new benchmark for success in the music industry… ugh.

@avclub-2dd78e6d27abfc8092491a5b76d415fa:disqus Harumph!

The unemployable.