Oh my God, this man is my exact double!

CLETUS NEEDS HOOKERS

Here's an important message for Homer Simpsoy!

Endut! Hoch Hech!

Oh God I love that!  Quite possibly my favorite Marge moment of all time.

@dschubba:disqus But… but I thought I was the only one!

@avclub-ca394dfe4e368a89f4f459f1c91be9d0:disqus Smithers, I'm really enjoying this so-called "iced cream"!

I dunno, @avclub-2b4398f8c60d5dd9b8e3c786a3745192:disqus , the French are assholes.

This is what the A.V. Club comments section is heading towards.

I read the "shanty town" line in Julie Kavner's Marge voice.

Come on @avclub-b2f175e557a44efe90183d112775eb39:disqus , everybody knows that Rush Girls are extinct!

Cows don't look like cows on screen.  Gotta use horses.

Except that, like, if you go far enough, anything is any direction of anything else, man.

RIGHT, SERGEANT MAJOR MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am
Yes, Socrates, himself, is…

@avclub-e38d7d01bb3addc2e58724fe04de73e8:disqus La Fin du Monde is amazing. 

This is how the series needs to end:

Something something so gradually I didn't even notice.

A Good Day to Red

2 Last 2 Boy Scout