LOOK YOU EDDIE MUNSTER LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER

At that point, you're just paying for the name.

Leonard Cohen could write a "Small World" that would really make you think.

DUFF BEER FOR ME
DUFF BEER FOR YOU
I'LL HAVE A DUFF
YOU HAVE ONE TOO

Opprobrious?

The French ending of "Les Cousins Dangereux" will blow your mind.

It's already Gummy Joe's favorite beverage.

…we go again.

Whaddayou TALKING about?

WELL SINCE SHE PUT ME DOWN I BEEN DA DA DOO DEE DEE DA

Insluin, glucagon
Comin' from the Islets of Langerhans

Stupid time needs the most wasting.

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus I'm not a gimmick account and neither is my wife!

I wish that picture had the trademak O'Neal "NO" superimposed on it.

I thought I was the only one who noticed the blatant Cecilia ripoff with that song.  Thank you for validating me.

Whether you're driving near or far
Powell makes a pow-pow-powerful car.

"I was going to try to be cool by bashing one of the most popular and beloved musicians in recent history, but I decided to go with an honest experience instead."

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Even in the blurst of times.

Wake up @PugsMalone:disqus , those hobbits are just apple cores and shredded newspaper!

@avclub-99b410aa504a6f67da128d333896ecd4:disqus Bakshi never made The Hobbit, just the first half (or so) of LOTR.  He intended to make the second part but the reception to the first part was so bad that it never happened.  You're probably thinking of the Rankin-Bass adaptation, which is actually quite charming.  And…