Thank you for not opting for the "Dancin' in the Streets" clip.  I saw that Family Guy episode and I never care to see it again.  This, however, I didn't know existed.

Apparently Willow's private French lessons haven't reached gerunds yet.

I would like this comment multiple times if I could.

Pardon?

Here's my personal "Fuck This Place" story: I was at a bar with some friends of friends that I didn't really like, and suddenly realized that I had better things to do with my time than hang out with douchebags who insisted on playing Creed songs on the jukebox (this was probably late 2000 or so), so I put a $10 in…

I preferred "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth".

Seriously, about the Liberty University thing… I've known some uptight Christian virulent anti-homosexual folks in my day, and most of them turned out to be closeted gays. 

Seriously, about the Liberty University thing… I've known some uptight Christian virulent anti-homosexual folks in my day, and most of them turned out to be closeted gays. 

I prefer Alton Benes' version.

I prefer Alton Benes' version.

@avclub-57f4bb993d7160a02eafdb3fb99835af:disqus So you're saying she's written like a woman?  Amirite?

@avclub-57f4bb993d7160a02eafdb3fb99835af:disqus So you're saying she's written like a woman?  Amirite?

I have sand in my underpants.

I have sand in my underpants.

Who's a greenhorn?  What's a greenhorn?

Who's a greenhorn?  What's a greenhorn?

I know cursive!  I know hell, and damn, and bi-

I know cursive!  I know hell, and damn, and bi-

Long live the print.

Long live the print.