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The Orthographist
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She's too busy keeping our nation's interstate highways litter-free.

She's too busy keeping our nation's interstate highways litter-free.

Weirdly, I had a dream I was out-drinking Keith Moon last night.

Weirdly, I had a dream I was out-drinking Keith Moon last night.

LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

@avclub-6b160289536b8a7a7a2c161a02014e7c:disqus Excuse me?

@avclub-6b160289536b8a7a7a2c161a02014e7c:disqus Excuse me?

Somehow, the "I love you/I know" exchange still works in that scenario.

Somehow, the "I love you/I know" exchange still works in that scenario.

FUNKY GRANDPA

FUNKY GRANDPA

I'm pretty sure the line "candy doesn't taste as good any more" is a reference to The Simpsons.

I'm pretty sure the line "candy doesn't taste as good any more" is a reference to The Simpsons.

He actually says "son of a bi-", which was really very risque for my young, impressionable self back then.

He actually says "son of a bi-", which was really very risque for my young, impressionable self back then.

HEIDILY HO BART

HEIDILY HO BART

I never thought it would happen to me…

I never thought it would happen to me…