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The Orthographist
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What is this scale?  I demand parameters!  And more asbestos!

What is this scale?  I demand parameters!  And more asbestos!

No one ever says Italy.

No one ever says Italy.

To quote from “The Devil And Homer Simpson,” it’s always the ones you least SUSPECT.  Dammit Rabin, you got it right the first time!

To quote from “The Devil And Homer Simpson,” it’s always the ones you least SUSPECT.  Dammit Rabin, you got it right the first time!

And with just a smack of Messianic delusions!

And with just a smack of Messianic delusions!

Manimal?

Manimal?

This gimmick has potential, but I'm not sold yet.  Sell me on Xenu, Xenu!

This gimmick has potential, but I'm not sold yet.  Sell me on Xenu, Xenu!

Fuck you, man.  Just… fuck.

Fuck you, man.  Just… fuck.

Wow!

Wow!

And what's the deal with airline peanuts?

And what's the deal with airline peanuts?

Hipster Dbag uses iTunes?  I would have thought that was too mainstream for him.  I picture him stubbornly holding onto an old Zune player or something.

Hipster Dbag uses iTunes?  I would have thought that was too mainstream for him.  I picture him stubbornly holding onto an old Zune player or something.