Harry Connick Jr. CDs are the new fruitcake.

Harry Connick Jr. CDs are the new fruitcake.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus Do kids still use eBay?  I'm old.  I'm not with it.  I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was.  Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.  What was I saying? Oh yeah, stay the hell outta my booze.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus Do kids still use eBay?  I'm old.  I'm not with it.  I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was.  Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.  What was I saying? Oh yeah, stay the hell outta my booze.

Sounds like someone's living in the past! Contemporize, man!

Sounds like someone's living in the past! Contemporize, man!

Blobbits?

Blobbits?

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I'll thank you not to refer to 'Frasier' that way.

I'll thank you not to refer to 'Frasier' that way.

I'm inviting the man inside me.

I'm inviting the man inside me.

/charlie brown music

/charlie brown music

I have to wonder how long Heller's been holding on to "coup de blah". 

I have to wonder how long Heller's been holding on to "coup de blah". 

Wait, the pigs have mustaches?  Fucking hipsters.

Wait, the pigs have mustaches?  Fucking hipsters.