Dammit, the only reason I clicked on this article was because I was hoping to see a picture of a frightened rabbit.  Now I have to go to Google images.  I didn't even want to see a frightened rabbit until I saw the headline!

Dammit, the only reason I clicked on this article was because I was hoping to see a picture of a frightened rabbit.  Now I have to go to Google images.  I didn't even want to see a frightened rabbit until I saw the headline!

Oh, like when a clown dies.

Oh, like when a clown dies.

I think they confused you guys with Pitchfork.

I think they confused you guys with Pitchfork.

You can't eat that.

You can't eat that.

Um… you should probably just ignore that.

Um… you should probably just ignore that.

SYSTEM

SYSTEM

TWOALLBEEFPATTIESPICKLESONIONSLETTUCEcheeseonasesameseedbuuuuuun…. (drool)

TWOALLBEEFPATTIESPICKLESONIONSLETTUCEcheeseonasesameseedbuuuuuun…. (drool)

HOW TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS

HOW TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS

I always wish he had said "I wish, I wish I hadn't squished that fish".  Seems like they missed an opportunity for another rhyme there.

I always wish he had said "I wish, I wish I hadn't squished that fish".  Seems like they missed an opportunity for another rhyme there.

By my troth, the undulations of my gentleman's area hath been known to cause many a strident ululation in the fairer sex!

By my troth, the undulations of my gentleman's area hath been known to cause many a strident ululation in the fairer sex!