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The Orthographist
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This is not a Volvo.

You can say "shit" here.  This is a safe place.

You can say "shit" here.  This is a safe place.

This is the second time I can remember where comments were allowed on Dan's column.  I feel obligated to comment, even though I have nothing of value to add.

This is the second time I can remember where comments were allowed on Dan's column.  I feel obligated to comment, even though I have nothing of value to add.

I pity the fool that doesn't like… he.

I pity the fool that doesn't like… he.

Because that would have rhymed "T" with "T", which is just gauche.

Because that would have rhymed "T" with "T", which is just gauche.

Gimme a Van Heflin.

Gimme a Van Heflin.

@avclub-da2cfbc3287da0f4f985aa7350b8831b:disqus Hey, it says here that I'm supposed to receive a pig every month!  And two comely lasses of virtue true!

@avclub-da2cfbc3287da0f4f985aa7350b8831b:disqus Hey, it says here that I'm supposed to receive a pig every month!  And two comely lasses of virtue true!

He DID say "well" a lot!

He DID say "well" a lot!

For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop
Boop-boop-ba-doop.

For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop
Boop-boop-ba-doop.

This thing writes itself!

This thing writes itself!

Anytime you see something like that, a wizard did it.