Dude was hilarious in 7 Days in Hell.

More like Arvo Fart, amirite?

So dudes write a softcore version of a movie and get themselves cast in it. No, that's not creepy at all.

Wikipedia needs you to get on creating that "List of Over-The-Top Masturbation Scenes in Major American Novels". We need to see the Talk Page debates.

She flashed her underwear while dancing at a Broadway benefit. People stuffed money into her cleavage. That was the scandal.

Reefer Madness, which was a made for TV movie.

"I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"

With Shepard, Duvall, Harris, and D'Onofrio in the cast, the movie would have to be incredible just to beat out the Siskel Rule: "is this movie more interesting than a documentary of these actors having lunch?"

I dug out my old media law textbook, which quotes the Chronicle review, which is even more brutal in full:

My wife and I got roped into one of those at the MGM in Las Vegas. I think we got $25 each? It was for the terrible pilot of the terrible show Partners. We had dials to constantly rate the show as we watched. My highest rating went to a shot of Sophia Bush in yoga pants. I stand by that being the best part of the show.

I would upvote this but it is currently at 69 and I don't want to change that. Cheers.

She was the greatest guest star on The Soup. Every bit she was in was amazing. She was so good it got me to start watching The Goldbergs so I could see her be funny every week.

"the script never bothers to explain why Teddy takes such a liking to the interloper"

You Must Remember This's Six Degrees of Joan Crawford season was terrific, maybe my favorite series Longworth has done. (I admired the Charles Manson series, but I didn't enjoy it.) This was right in my wheelhouse, great stories about pre-television Hollywood and the people in it.

I don't understand 1238 comments on worst song ever and not one mentioned the God Damned "Christmas Shoes."

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Britney pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

Rowdy Roddy Piper's left eye and eyebrow are on top of his hair. That's not how faces work, internet!

The setup was "a gaggle of geese" so I would have said "a GIGGLE of Baldwins" since, you see, other than Alec they're all jokes at this point… Yeah, that would have been as bad as everyone else's.

Also Fannie Flagg, but they may not be permitted to have two out lesbians on the panel at once.

I liked it, it was a good airplane read, mostly as Jett was interesting and I liked "spending time" with the character. There was a little too much hitting the easy targets of Those Millennial Hipsters. The mystery won't tax your brain, but watching Jett get to the solution is cool.