I cannot understand why Chipotle or Taco Bell do ANY business in Chicagoland, LA, or anywhere else where there is a significant Mexican population.  You can get better-than-Chipotle (usually cheaper too) to HOLY-SHIT-IS-THIS-AWESOME-GODDAMNIT-WHY-DID-I-WASTE-TIME-AT-CHIPOTLE-EVER Mexican just about anywhere in Chicago…

How 'bout singles only?  Jumpin Jack Flash, for a start.

Yes it is and it is fucking great

Long Live Rock is mostly Pete - all the verses, with Roger punching up the choruses, which is a fantastic combo.

Front-wheel drive reverse donuts are really fun, but much more dangerous, so be cool!

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus  she uses it all over, every single day, and she looks pretty amazing.  And dry, cracked-ass elephant skin runs in her family. Good on the face too.

I tried to buy these for the new gf last weekend.  They fit too loosely though so had to pass, they couldn't be adjusted (she has "skinny" feet).  The picture is a little cheesy, but they looked SO COOL w jeans.

I'm endorsing Curel.  My wife got me hooked on it when when my back wouldn't stop itching in the winter.  Now I've used it every damn day for over 10 years and I swear that shit is a miracle, my skin hasn't really aged. And it works great on sunburn - apply 2-3x a day post burn and you won't peel. 

Happy Birthday @avclub-1786aec3a614d40f1e566fde557a1799:disqus , @avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus  !  Don't drive!

Both cool, prefer first pair, holy shit ladies sandals are expensivo.

Yes.  I tried the sriracha ones - I thought they were great, and, apparently, "invented" by a kid one town over from me  - Lake Zurich, IL.  So I'm voting for him/her.

Furniture thread, think spring edition.  I just ordered these for my long new balcony:

Jesus I hope so.

48. FUCK.   @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus  - let's see if we can a deal on a coupla graves.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus   @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus   - suggest you do NOT do that - call the cops, tell em to come in quitely, and bust that motherfucking low-life piece of shit.  That way you might prevent him from future endeavors, get a record on him, etc.

@Patrick_Batman:disqus   thanks man. I get almost preachy about it with my friends, but it works  (disclosure - I'm an exec in HR at a very large company.  Not in recruiting, but I am in touch with a lot of this stuff, so my friends typically seek out my advice, I touch up their resumes, etc. )

@avclub-195704d42ca54b9b5438856244f7ad95:disqus  I like "Sight" 

@avclub-195704d42ca54b9b5438856244f7ad95:disqus  - divorce is not near final, but we are actually doing pretty well in the "negotiation". A big part of that is we are both hyper-focused on making this as smooth as possible for the kids, and we're succeeding on that front.

@LJo1:disqus  I have the pleasure/tragedy of living about 100 steps from Nellies.  It can be fun, but man is it full of meatheads.  essentially, if you're there with a group of friends, esp. in the summer when you can be on the patio, you'll have a good time, but just rolling in there without anyone, you're gonna be…

@LJo1:disqus  - haha yeah that's good advice…