Jarritos is widely available in IL.  We have an insanely large mexican poplulation in Chicagoland.

I have numerous paired examples such as yours. Here's two:

I have numerous paired examples such as yours. Here's two:

Adding to the above, I thought the closing ceremonies (what NBC let us see of it anyway, urgh) were pretty spectacular.  Lights, costumes and fireworks were pretty damn amazing.

Adding to the above, I thought the closing ceremonies (what NBC let us see of it anyway, urgh) were pretty spectacular.  Lights, costumes and fireworks were pretty damn amazing.

Buddy of mine (more of a friend of a friend) was the AD or something on Leprachaun 4: Leppy in the Hood (or whatever the hell it was called).

Buddy of mine (more of a friend of a friend) was the AD or something on Leprachaun 4: Leppy in the Hood (or whatever the hell it was called).

I bet he's ok.  Dumb, but not mean.

I bet he's ok.  Dumb, but not mean.

Hey ONeal - 8" my ass. That thing had to be 10.  Note, haven't seen the video in a while.

Hey ONeal - 8" my ass. That thing had to be 10.  Note, haven't seen the video in a while.

Hot Tub Time Machine.  Even typing that out make me want to hide.  But I laughed A LOT. 

Hot Tub Time Machine.  Even typing that out make me want to hide.  But I laughed A LOT. 

@avclub-e7a493b9b2145a9a61cbd4a62c12b171:disqus   agreed. They can rent me out to necropheliacs (I have no idea how to spell that, which i think attests to my character) if it helps them out.

@avclub-e7a493b9b2145a9a61cbd4a62c12b171:disqus   agreed. They can rent me out to necropheliacs (I have no idea how to spell that, which i think attests to my character) if it helps them out.

None of the big multiplexes by me are carpeted under the actual seats.  In the lobby, aisles, etc., but not under the seats because of all the popcorn, pop, and in this case, jizz.

None of the big multiplexes by me are carpeted under the actual seats.  In the lobby, aisles, etc., but not under the seats because of all the popcorn, pop, and in this case, jizz.

Jimmy Johns Sandwiches, FTW.  Not sure if they exist outside of the midwest - doubt it actually

Jimmy Johns Sandwiches, FTW.  Not sure if they exist outside of the midwest - doubt it actually

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus  - was that a cool job? seems like it would be.