I must have missed them, although I gather they were probably, ahem, not the best.

I must have missed them, although I gather they were probably, ahem, not the best.

I will defend Carolla's work on Loveline from the late nineties through 2005 to the death. He didn't have the ego yet, and The Man Show gave him an outlet for all the misogyny. It was more or less sheer lunacy, weakly tethered to the simulacra of an advice show every Sunday night.

I will defend Carolla's work on Loveline from the late nineties through 2005 to the death. He didn't have the ego yet, and The Man Show gave him an outlet for all the misogyny. It was more or less sheer lunacy, weakly tethered to the simulacra of an advice show every Sunday night.

The letter on the facebook page is dated a full month ago. Nothing says sticking it to The Man quite like waiting as long as possible to make sure no legal action is forthcoming before putting him in his place.

The letter on the facebook page is dated a full month ago. Nothing says sticking it to The Man quite like waiting as long as possible to make sure no legal action is forthcoming before putting him in his place.

The Book of Love is long and boring, and written very long ago.

The Book of Love is long and boring, and written very long ago.

A quick scan of that article reveals that not only has no one read the book, or is even passingly familiar with it, but the author wrote the entire thing after seeing the trailer and doing no other research whatsoever.

A quick scan of that article reveals that not only has no one read the book, or is even passingly familiar with it, but the author wrote the entire thing after seeing the trailer and doing no other research whatsoever.

If he doesn't, "I'm finished anyway. You didn't finish me" is a pretty awesome way to go out.

If he doesn't, "I'm finished anyway. You didn't finish me" is a pretty awesome way to go out.

I watched Mulholland Drive at home with my parents when I was a freshman in college home for Thanksgiving break. No one knew what to do, and all I could think was "Jesus, woman, STOP FINGERING YOURSELF."

I watched Mulholland Drive at home with my parents when I was a freshman in college home for Thanksgiving break. No one knew what to do, and all I could think was "Jesus, woman, STOP FINGERING YOURSELF."

So if I wrote a script based upon a wholly fictional James Patterson novel and started shopping it around Hollywood, how far do you think we could get the ball rolling on production before anyone noticed? Not even Patterson can know the plot to each of the seven billion books he's written this century.

So if I wrote a script based upon a wholly fictional James Patterson novel and started shopping it around Hollywood, how far do you think we could get the ball rolling on production before anyone noticed? Not even Patterson can know the plot to each of the seven billion books he's written this century.

Sadly, no, although on the bright side, she looks as high as a goddamn kite in her IMDB photo: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

Sadly, no, although on the bright side, she looks as high as a goddamn kite in her IMDB photo: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

So, you're saying it would be received in exactly the same way?

So, you're saying it would be received in exactly the same way?