^see above

The Jewish Brad Pitt

But you have to take a picture with your camera and share it with a few friends in this day in age.

Off topic,

@Scrawler2:disqus   Most standard bathroom sinks\vanities are the perfect height and sturdiness.

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus , IKEA has EVERYTHING!

Don't shine a black light on it.  That thing would light up like a Christmas tree.

Watch another episode of 'Press Your Luck' and tell me if you can still stand by your comment.

In between having hardwood floors and leather furniture, I'm pretty much confined to the bed these days.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus   HA! HA!  Futons are practically considered a sex toy!  Now you are sitting on ex-boyfriend's parents sex!

Who won?

I always hoped some rogue Disney Channel employee would put on 'Song of the South'.

It seems like the weird sense of Deja Vu and chills would happen everytime you looked at your hands, then.

The couch or the guy?

@Scrawler2:disqus , You evidentally do not have a leather couch.  Either way, someones ass is going to get stuck to it.

That would likely include your own parents' couch as well.

What incident?

You might not want to Google that at work.

So MLK was full of shit with that whole "violence begets violence" crap?

Great…now even more Americans out of a job because of the Liar in Chief!  Obummer wants everyone on welfare with free cellphones!