I'd owe it more to her level of stardom at the onset of the THG and the contract she was set into. It was a bet "We'll contract you for these films, if they don't work out then you'll get a paycheck. If they do then we get you at a lower cost than what it'd take to hire you upon each successive film"

That long moral arc really hits the prostate, though.

Issue lies more in mainstream audiences seeming (at least as producers see it) disinterest in female-led action movies. The action/blockbuster genres tend to be the big moneymakers, and they tend to be male-led. The issue isn't so much "Female actors are being paid less than male actors" (which does exist) but more…

Also quote the Simpsons ad nauseum. At least that's what the memo of my paycheck says.

What kind of slime would I marry?

He gave us Avengers EMH and Scarlet Spider. I've forgiven him.

The A.V. club

Uh… something something foot-long hearty Italian in prison?

So long as Cosby's nowhere near the pills, I'd gladly pay the market price for that, ahem, game.

No, as punishment Neil was also ordered to be married to Sarah Jessica Parker for 30 days. He got out in 15.

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Straight outta patience, Internet!

Killer Croc parodies Taylor Swift in "Cold Blood"

Literally embedded a listicle in this AV Club article, Internet!

If it wasn't before, it is now.

Never Be Canceling (Sarcasm)

So it's better than Jeff Dunham

Like that time you made us live-blog that gay pride parade.

Chuckle-worthy twitter respnses, surely you can't fuck this one up Internet!

Well maybe not your apes