That's super.

We need him in case something ever happens to O'Neal.

Gotta milk something

Showtime takes the prestige of premium cable channels and then adds in the Network TV habit of milking shows long past their prime.

Yeah, I thought all the Siri jokes had all been mined, but "That's messed up" got a strong guffaw.

"She's not?" says The Who

It depends on the director. Reitman's managed to rein in her dialogue, compared to what actually got to screen in Jennifer's Body.

"I wish they taught blogging in school"

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What if one of them was bit by a radioactive Traveling Wilbury?

I'm quite excited that it's going to be up on Netflix. Not so much that it's on the last day of my spring* break**.***

Blue and Gold, Boostle forever and ever

Ocean of white tends to be their demographic.

Like for spiders?

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Shit, Venture brothers has been on since 2003?

Her idea of with is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

You're going to have to narrow that "them" down a bit.

Hello, whore

I'm not kicking out out because we hate you, internet. But we think that if you have the impetus to actually do something worthwhile you'll actually reach your true potential.
Love, Mom and Dad