How about a prescient criminal mastermind?

"Why don't they just hire a juggalo/ette that's also a lawyer?" I briefly asked myself before realizing I might as well ask for the moon.

Is nobody safe from that primate?

"Nor is the joke developed in any way whatsoever." and  "saying something shocking is reason enough to say it"
Yep, sounds like an adequate description of something written by Alec Sulkin

And the Lord replied: Those times when you saw only one set of footprints is when I hired James Franco to carry you
Me: Are you saying that James Franco's an angel?
And the Lord replied: Angels have fucking wings, you idiot. You know what, never mind, go carry your own fucking self. To me, my Franco!

Dammit, did I miss opposite day yet again!?

Someone start a kickstarter so the girls from Bunheads do a dance series celebrating/lamenting the shows that left us too soon.

I'm privy to the thought that Paris Hilton is an act and she's just really good about capitalizing on her reputation. While I don't necessarily like her, I can respect how she's made a career out of being rich and putting out a sex tape. Perez Hilton's just pretty much the worst, though.

Welcome to NBC, where the converse is also true.

For those still on the fence about Tamers, it's primarily written of Chiaki J Konaka, the writer behind Serial Experiments Lain, Texhnolyze and Hellsing. But since it's primarily kid oriented it's not AS weird.

If gang members respect anything it's the street cred that comes from going to private school in Hawai'i

We've all made that mistake.

It took me forever to "get" Mount Seldom

Olbermann was liberal?

A Diablo Cody script backed by a strong director typically gives good outcomes. And all other things held steady, she's shown some growth in her ability. Her US of Tara scripts were so goddamn awful, but you can really tell the difference between her writing in Juno and her writing in Young Adult. Of course that could…

Her best work is probably one of her more inaccessible albums. Give Have One on Me a listen, if you like it then try Ys.

There's Northstar's boyfriend and, uh…
It's slightly more than Interracial kiss, it's interspecies. Still less confusing than Half-Mutant-Half-Synthezoid on Half-Kree-Half-Skrull action.

Meanwhile to us that found Maron to be boring and completely adored Bunheads, we are still crushed.

At last the long awaited Pootie Tang 2?!

I like the emasculating sound of "Bunnies"