All Nature seems at work. Slugs leave their lair—
The bees are stirring—birds are on the wing—
And winter, slumbering in the open air,
Wears on his smiling face a dream of Spring!
And I, the while, the sole unbusy thing,
Nor honey make, nor pair, nor build,…

Could you interpret that to mean that, at a bare minimum, there are 40,000 pop-culture references in Family Guy? That would be the smallest number possible using an exponent; 200^2. This would average 200 per episode, of course, or one every 6 seconds assuming 20 minutes per episode, which seems the basis of the…

Could you interpret that to mean that, at a bare minimum, there are 40,000 pop-culture references in Family Guy? That would be the smallest number possible using an exponent; 200^2. This would average 200 per episode, of course, or one every 6 seconds assuming 20 minutes per episode, which seems the basis of the…

This needs more zazz.

This needs more zazz.

Re Office Space's hated "fax machine"… It was the printer! PC load letter? What the fuck does that actually mean?

Re Office Space's hated "fax machine"… It was the printer! PC load letter? What the fuck does that actually mean?

The New York Times has done a terrifically po-faced review of this movie. Rarely has the tone of a comedy been missed so spectacularly.

The New York Times has done a terrifically po-faced review of this movie. Rarely has the tone of a comedy been missed so spectacularly.

Get back to your newts, then.

Get back to your newts, then.

I hope Eric Adams wins a bet for not including any Nick Nolte films in this list. Because Nolte could take positions #1 through #20 in the unintelligibility stakes on his own.

I hope Eric Adams wins a bet for not including any Nick Nolte films in this list. Because Nolte could take positions #1 through #20 in the unintelligibility stakes on his own.

Congratulations Ed, I hear Edna's pregnant again.

Congratulations Ed, I hear Edna's pregnant again.

Ed and I drove round for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty.

Ed and I drove round for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty.

Hear, hear. Particularly shit: "Tell me: Are you a robot?" "Drop by my office in 10 minutes and I'll show you my genitals."

Hear, hear. Particularly shit: "Tell me: Are you a robot?" "Drop by my office in 10 minutes and I'll show you my genitals."

Yes. This was crassly, numbingly, awfully badly written. Such a shame.