Busted. "If you don't like the way I speak, don't talk to me." No way you went to Oxford.

I've seen an Eric Rohmer film before. It is like watching paint dry. But it's very *interesting* paint.

That's it. I'm running out tomorrow and getting me some suits so I can dress like Marcello Mastroianni. I think Men's Wearhouse 2-for-1 sale is going on through the 30th. I'll also need some five pound sunglasses that I can look over the top of, just like Marcello.